Complicated human

This is what I found circulating around the web recently any almost 90% of the people agree with this:

When no money, keep pigs,

When have money, keep dog.

And the dog will usually sleep on the bed

When no money, eat wild veggies at home,

When have money eat wild veggies at fancy restaurant

By which it cost around BND8 per plate of Taugeh

When no money, ride bicycle,

When have money ride exercise machine

When no money, wish to get married;

When have money, wish to get divorce.

Sometime money are the main reason that why couple fight.

When no money, wife become secretary.

When have money, secretary become wife.

Yes, we have to accept the fact that some women just don't care if the man belongs to you.

When no money, act like rich man;

When have money, pretend to be poor.

Man, O' Man, never tells the truth:

Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;

Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.

Says women are trouble makers but keeps desiring them;

Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.

Says smoking and drinking are bad but keep partaking;

Says heaven is good but refuse to go.

In the rural area, chicken wake up man;

In the cities, man calls for chickens (prostitutes).

In the past, celebrities will not show their bodies nakedly;

In the present, celebrities show their bodies to become famous.

p/s:
Well, life does not give you the people you want. It gives you the people you need to love you, hate you, break you and also to make you the person that you are meant to be :)