Do I have something on my teeth?

This blog is dedicated to the dentists that I know. So far I have met dozen of nice dentists and maybe I will meet some at the school today for the Teeth Brushing Campaign - for my kids. I wonder why all those dentists are so nice yet some of the doctor I have met is kinda arrogant. Worst to worst I have even met a snotty and nasty nurse! That's a different story....

Here's some jokes I find very Interesting and Funny:

" I'm sorry madam, but I shall have to charge u $150 for pulling ur boy's tooth."
"Hundred dollars! Why I understood u to say that u charge only $30 for such work!"
" Yes:, replies the dentist, "but ur boy yelled so terribly that he scared out 4 other patients out of the office."

" Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. " Good God! He said startled. " U have got the biggest cavity that I've ever seen."
"Ok Doc!" replied the patient. " I am scared enough without u saying smt like that twice."
" I didn't", said the dentist. " That was the echo".

Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?"
"Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.
Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?"
"To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."

Wat the monkey do is just like sometime wat my boy did to me... chking to see I really don eat any sweet without his knowledge. LOL!!!!

Cute jelly bean gal.

U got that right!

Amazing way to advertise his dental clicnic

Even cat brush their teeth

Don Forget to chk ur teeth after u eat lunch later~

P/s:

Don't go for a looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Find the one that makes ur heart smile because it will never go away. 

Weird Al Lady Gaga Parody - Perform this way ( Born this way)

This is one Ugly Lady GAGA but very funny. I bet she ( HE ) watch all of wat Lady Gaga perform and that's y he imitate well.  "Weird Al" Yankvic is something like an epiphyte - to get a spotlight from someone else's Fame. And he successfully get my and many of other's attention.

After finish watching this MV I personally don think that he is insulting Lady Gaga 'cos He sings:

~Don't be offended when you see 

 My latest pop monstrosity 

I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre

I'm Frankenstein, I'm Avatar 

There's nothing too embarrassing I'll honestly do anything

But wear white after Labor Day 

'Cause baby, I perform this way~

Hence this MV is approved by Lady Gaga & the proceed of the album were donated to Human Rights Campaign  Charity~

Cool har~ :)

p/s: My favourite part is when the porcupine sang " Hey, hey hey... " That's very Funny!

And Pigs Might Fly....

~ Unheeded warnings, I thought I thought of everything,

No navigator to find my way home

Unleavened, empty and turned to stone

A soul in tension, is

Learning to fly~

Long time ago, some people said that human cannot fly but the Wright brothers prove them wrong. So when somebody said and pigs might fly, so who can prove them wrong?

Be careful of what you say

Clever alien we got there.

When cow & chicken gets together....

Now you know where beauties come from

It's even possible to see a geisha on the bus

And u think it's impossible for him to click the right one?

I think he wants to run around screaming: I believe I can FLY! I got caught by the FBI! All I wan was a Chicken Wing! From McDonald or BuGar King!

Get ur own ball :P

To achieve all that is possible, we must attempt the impossible. To be all that we can be, we must dream of being more.

Follow your dreams. Except for that one where you fly. That one never ends well.

P/s : I don have a flying pig but I am sending my flying monkey after u! :)

My Naughty Kids

Recently I've found this pic I took long time ago. My naughty kids are disturbing my bro while he is sleeping. That is the only time that he is not mad when someone disturb his beauty sleep.

When I see this I thought they are just only messing ard.

Then a Hand come out & grab them.

  

Ahhhhh..... My bro was buried by the toys!!!!

My Bro say: " Pls let me go.....back to sleep" ahhhhahahah!

 Kids sometime are very innocent just like an angel, yet some say they are like a devil. Well, I say they are not EVIL like a devil, kinda like nottie monsters. :)

Remember when we are young there's nothing that we fear about and life is so wonderful?

we were young punks but we showed potential
us against the world, we weren’t sentimental
we weren’t our problems, our age or our paychecks
and we weren’t taking any body’s sh!t

if I knew now what I knew then, I’d
back up do it all again, I’d
take a bow, take it real slow
take a ride down the yellow brick road

“yellow brick road” by raine maida

Show ur kids that u love them not by giving  them everything they ask for & not letting them get away wit doing things they shouldn't do. 

Have u ever looked at ur kids & have ur heart filled wit so much love & pride that it bought tears to ur eyes? 

I never believed at " Love at first sight" until I became a
Mommy!

No words could describe the feeling of being mom & no words can describe how much I love them too. And sometimes I wonder am I the only one that's being outsmart by a 3yrs old? :P

Beaches vs bitches

One of the places I went during my holiday is to Brunei - Muara Beach. It's a very beautiful beach and kinda pack during weekend. Very clean too. At least compare to some other beaches I have been through, I don see any smokers and rubbish thou. Best of all there's a play ground for the kids. :)

Brunei Muara Beach

Obviously my boy tries to treat me some sand.

 The gals can't wait to flee to the beach.

 Bryan testing the water.

 Other kids enjoying the beach.

 What everyone would love to do, soaking their feet into the sand to feel the sink.

I also find some fun & funny beaches pictures from around the world. Sometime you will wonder what it had to do with beaches & bitches but when u met a bitch on a beach then u will know the connection. Anyway I am not going to add some bitches pictures to spoil the mood :P Don't worry, LOL! 

Here are some fun pictures of the beach.

Star on a beach. Everyone will do that if u go in group of  3 people is enough.... Couple can't do this :P 

You're going to come across some amazing people in ur life, so don't take them for granted :)

I love this picture. Obviously this little gal need to go back & change  to pants suit.

Oh no SHARK... wait, he can't come on shore :P

The sign says No dog so Pig is allow.

No... U can't make me!

Aren't u glad of the changes?

Yes, I sometime see real baby dung but usually on a public swimming pool in Miri Sarawak. :(

Fat chick prohibited... Oh well, I don wanna go there anyway :P p/s wat abt FAT HUNK?

Some do castle, others give expression :)

p/s:

I don speak idiot, but feel free to leave a message with the translator.